Friday, April 1, 2011

Okay Blog Writers, Cough Up Some Money If You Want to Stay on the Blogroll!!!

I'm really low on funds.


I need money if I want to keep up with this crazy Hobby of ours.


I have skipped paying my bills so I can pay for my cards, and now my choices have come back to haunt me.


I will admit it.


I'm broke.


So how am I going to make some extra money??? I know.


There are 302 blogs in the Sports Card Blogroll going into April. That's 302 people that have gotten free publicity from my blogroll. Yes, I said that people can use the Blogroll, but I didn't expect it to grow the way it has. These guys are getting traffic from MY SITE. And I want to be compensated.


That's it.


Starting right now...every blog on the blogroll has to pay me $10.00 a month to stay on the blogroll. Ten dollars a month isn't too much to ask. I deserve remuneration for having your precious blogs on MY BLOGROLL!!!

And I know who gets the most traffic from my site...I check these things all the time. I will e-mail those people and they will have to pay me extra if they want to keep their high ratings. And if you send me a bit more money, I might just give your blog more exposure on the roll.


Overall, I'm tired of being stepped on here. You all OWE ME!!! AND YOU WILL ALL PAY!!! AND YOU WILL...


Yeah right...Happy April Fools' Day everybody!!!


Sincerely,


JayBee Anama

8 comments:

beardy said...

April fools...

Jeremy said...

You got me!

Nathan said...

I was scared :)

Matt F. said...

Well done. Completely fooled.

Spankee said...

I really gotta start reading all the way to the end of these posts...feel free to send my $10 bill back.

mmmrhubarb said...

Well, you didn't get me, but you have a point...

lifetimetopps said...

Good one!

P.J. said...

I saw many April Fool's Day jokes online and on blogs, but this is the funniest one that I saw. Well done. :)